the-memeblades-chosen-one:
- the rosary is tangled
- you can gregorian chant anything if you’re determined enough
- idk where most of these prayer cards came from but they are fancy bookmarks now
- “christian radio is so cheesy right? lol” *blasts I’m Diving In and Priceless in the car*
- tried to untangle the rosary and now it is broken
- somehow no art/merch of your fave saints
- How Many Fun Ways Can We Cook Fish/Seafood?: A Novel
- Have Fun With That, We Never Eat Meat Anyway Lol: The Companion Novel by Your Vegan/Vegetarian Brothers & Sisters
- fixed the rosary, got a new one anyway, new one is tangled with the old one
- saying one random word in Latin and somehow impressing everyone even though that’s all you know
- BONE CHURCH
- all these candles around our house with pictures of bible scenes or saints never get used but when our power goes out we never need any flashlights
- HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE, PUNCH THE DEVIL IN THE FACE
- can we use incense for this? can we please use incense for this?? can i just please have incense at all times???
- we definitely don’t have a thing for fire. nope. definitely not. light more candles. light them now.
- BONE
- CHURCH
- is this a sign from God or…?
- i’m telling MOM
- overall aesthetic basically just goes from Peaceful Lovely Prayerful Pastels to Metal AF Heavenly Warriors FIGHT ME
- the Creator of the Universe gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. you hope He thinks it’s funny. He probably does tbh.
- and just wHY IS IT TANGLED??? WHY IS THE ROSARY ALWAYS TANGLED??? AND NOW IT BROKE AGAIN!!!!
- Your scapular is tangled with your crucifix is tangled with your patron saint medals is tangled with your Miraculous Medal etc.
- Accidentally washing a rosary with the laundry and spending hours fishing out the beads
- 6:30 am and you’re already at Mass
- Sprinkling holy water on everything
- Plastic photo albums, but full of prayer cards
- Praying the Breviary on your phone
- You can never have too many Bibles
- The smell of the confessional
- The smell of blessed palms
- If you’re lucky enough to have been a thurifer, the smell of raw incense 😍
- Matching your outfit to the liturgical color for today (Bonus points for the ladies if your veil matches too)
- Accidentally walking out of church with a missalette
- MIDNIGHT MASS BONFIRES
- Picking flowers “for mom” to put in front of your Blessed Mother statue
- Talking to your guardian angel
- 20 † C † M † B † 19
- AMERICA NEEDS FATIMA
- What do you mean pączki are a seasonal item
- Accidentally saying “the H word” during Lent
- How long can I keep these ashes on my forehead
- Bible camp crafts
- CHURCH PICNICS (how long is your potato pancake line?)
- When you really need a cough drop but would that be breaking the Eucharistic fast?
- Alternatively, little kids dropping Cheerios all over the pews
- That absolutely numinous bliss of sitting in an empty church with the lights off, and the sun streaming in through the windows
- Alternatively, thunderstorms during Mass
- When you have Mass after a wedding and there’s glitter all through the carpeting
- “Dear Saint Anthony, Dressed in Brown, There is Something Lost That Must Be Found”
- “If you fall asleep while praying, your angel will finish it for you”
- “We’re CATHOLICS, not CAT-LICKS”
- Yes the rosary is tangled, but that’s okay, you have approximately 35 more