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  • the rosary is tangled
  • you can gregorian chant anything if you’re determined enough
  • idk where most of these prayer cards came from but they are fancy bookmarks now
  • “christian radio is so cheesy right? lol” *blasts I’m Diving In and Priceless in the car*
  • tried to untangle the rosary and now it is broken
  • somehow no art/merch of your fave saints
  • How Many Fun Ways Can We Cook Fish/Seafood?: A Novel
  • Have Fun With That, We Never Eat Meat Anyway Lol: The Companion Novel by Your Vegan/Vegetarian Brothers & Sisters
  • fixed the rosary, got a new one anyway, new one is tangled with the old one
  • saying one random word in Latin and somehow impressing everyone even though that’s all you know
  • BONE CHURCH
  • all these candles around our house with pictures of bible scenes or saints never get used but when our power goes out we never need any flashlights
  • HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE, PUNCH THE DEVIL IN THE FACE
  • can we use incense for this? can we please use incense for this?? can i just please have incense at all times???
  • we definitely don’t have a thing for fire. nope. definitely not. light more candles. light them now.
  • BONE
  • CHURCH
  • is this a sign from God or…?
  • i’m telling MOM
  • overall aesthetic basically just goes from Peaceful Lovely Prayerful Pastels to Metal AF Heavenly Warriors FIGHT ME
  • the Creator of the Universe gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. you hope He thinks it’s funny. He probably does tbh.
  • and just wHY IS IT TANGLED??? WHY IS THE ROSARY ALWAYS TANGLED??? AND NOW IT BROKE AGAIN!!!!
  • Your scapular is tangled with your crucifix is tangled with your patron saint medals is tangled with your Miraculous Medal etc.
  • Accidentally washing a rosary with the laundry and spending hours fishing out the beads
  • 6:30 am and you’re already at Mass
  • Sprinkling holy water on everything
  • Plastic photo albums, but full of prayer cards
  • Praying the Breviary on your phone
  • You can never have too many Bibles
  • The smell of the confessional
  • The smell of blessed palms
  • If you’re lucky enough to have been a thurifer, the smell of raw incense 😍
  • Matching your outfit to the liturgical color for today (Bonus points for the ladies if your veil matches too)
  • Accidentally walking out of church with a missalette
  • MIDNIGHT MASS BONFIRES
  • Picking flowers “for mom” to put in front of your Blessed Mother statue
  • Talking to your guardian angel
  • 20 † C † M † B † 19
  • AMERICA NEEDS FATIMA
  • What do you mean pączki are a seasonal item
  • Accidentally saying “the H word” during Lent
  • How long can I keep these ashes on my forehead
  • Bible camp crafts
  • CHURCH PICNICS (how long is your potato pancake line?)
  • When you really need a cough drop but would that be breaking the Eucharistic fast?
  • Alternatively, little kids dropping Cheerios all over the pews
  • That absolutely numinous bliss of sitting in an empty church with the lights off, and the sun streaming in through the windows
  • Alternatively, thunderstorms during Mass
  • When you have Mass after a wedding and there’s glitter all through the carpeting
  • “Dear Saint Anthony, Dressed in Brown, There is Something Lost That Must Be Found”
  • “If you fall asleep while praying, your angel will finish it for you”
  • “We’re CATHOLICS, not CAT-LICKS”
  • Yes the rosary is tangled, but that’s okay, you have approximately 35 more

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