And now it’s time for…my English essays. (I should seriously submit these…)

1 Write about someone you admire, and three qualities why you admire them.
Vash the Stampeeeede!!! ♥
1. He always gives people a second chance.
2. He fights for love and peace!!
3. He can do a handstand. On one hand. And then do pushups on it.

2 Describe an incident or event in which you learned something the hard way.
Oh dear. Learning the hard way. Well, when I was little I stuck my head between the safety fence rails of an amusement park ride to see better and got STUCK. And I freaked out, and it took forever to get un-stuck. So I guess I learned that the hard way…

3 What would you change about yourself to be a better person?
Learn to concentrate, get a heck of a better memory, to avoid all instances of sin and temptation, and to STOP PROCRASTINATING DANGIT!! Holy fish I cannot STAND procrastination. That “cras” in there is LATIN. It means “tomorrow.” But I want to do this stuff TODAY DANGIT! That’s the problem, though. Life’s too dang busy and there’s not enough hours in one day to do all this fish. Good heavens.
Well, that’s why there’s always cras, I guess... and puns…
BUT PROCRASTINATION IS STILL BAD!!!

4 What three qualities do you value in a friend, teacher, or parent?
Hmm… I guess honesty, morality, and compassion.
First there’s honesty, because lying is just plain BAD. It’s a COMMANDMENT for heaven’s sakes (literally)!! And then there’s morality because you’ve GOT to be good no matter WHAT. Example, I’m a good friend of Barry the Butcher but I sure as heck had to straighten out HIS morals. (No butchering people!!!) Although of course he had every chance in the book to chop ME up instead. But you have to take chances for goodness’ sake…both yours and the worlds’. And finally, there’s compassion because, heck, what would the world be without compassion? Pretty darn bad, I’ll tell you…pretty darn bad.

5 Describe a situation in which you went out of your way to help someone else.
Um… I ALWAYS try to. I can’t think of any super-dramatic instances right now, but if someone’s in need and I have a chance- ANY sort of chance- to help them, then for heaven’s sakes I‘m doing it. And when my chance is taken away, or if I just don’t have a chance at all, I feel absolutely terrible and am haunted my regret constantly, even if I tell myself that even though I tried, I couldn’t. I just wish I could have in spite of everything.

6 Has life been good to you? Explain.
Well now, lets see… I’m not dead, I don’t have some horrible disease or disorder, I have a good home and a good family, I’m not living in the slums or on welfare, I’m linked up with the blessed Dream World itself and all its inhabitants for heaven’s sakes, I finally got my darling Celebi on July 12th, I have the most adorable and awesome Nightmaren for a roommate/housemate/ whatever, I’ve got an Animus in Utah, two huge inspirations in Britain, there’s Selph fanart all over the internet, I live in the fishing MIDDLE OF THE WOODS and there’s a good supply of tuna fish downstairs at all times. Yeah, I’d say life’s pretty darn good. ♥

7 Describe a situation on which someone went out of their way to help you.
Two words: S.Y. That guy is amazing! He draws me stuff for free—when I never even asked him to!! Dude. Oh, that and the kids on my bus. Claudia fishing GAVE me a Gardevoir, a Ditto, and a crystal rose in the SAME DAY and then KEEPS GIVING ME STUFF. Those kids are so darn generous I swear. ♥ I gave them a box of fudge and a huge pile of Pokémon cards for free too though so I guess we’re about even.
And then there’s Q-Lok. Whoa man. I swear that kid does so much for me it’s insane… fanart, Dreamranger status, music, and IRC sessions into all hours of the night… geez. I can never thank him enough. Ever.

8 Name three things people for which you are thankful.
1. Ryou Bakura
2. Marik Ishtar
3. Chaos Zero
Can I include Selph, too?

Oh, and for things…

1. The Dream World
2. Nature
3. Tuna fish

THERE!!

9 What has been most important in your life for helping you establish your values?
God, of course. And Vash. And my conscience. What else?  Oh, and the Dream World and its monsters, of COURSE!! Read my story files if you don’t know why.

10 Do you believe you have a responsibility to help those who are less fortunate?
For heaven’s sakes, it’s my job. ♥